40 questions unasked, unanswered
40 questions unasked, unanswered
Forty
days i.e. 21+19 days of lockdown in two phases to prevent the spread of
Coronavirus will be a lasting memory in our minds- generally of inconvenience
and pain, sometimes encouraging or about a new life for
some.
The
number 40 has great importance in several religions:
Hinduism
– Forty-lined Chaleesas are written in
praise of various gods and goddesses.
Sikhism
– Chali mukte or 40 liberated ones were the 40 Sikhs who on December 29,
1705, laid down their lives fighting near Isharsar against the Mughals who
were chasing Guru Gobind Singh.
Judaism (and other Biblical religions) –
·
God
forbade the Israelites from entering the Holy Land for 40 years to separate
them from Moses and his brother.
·
Moses
spent 40 days on Mount Sinai before he received the 10 commandments.
·
Rain fell for 40 days and 40 nights during the Flood (Genesis
7:4). Noah waited for 40 days before releasing a raven after the tops of
mountains were seen after the flood, (Genesis 8:5-7).
Islam- He
who purifies his faith for Allah for
40 days, Allah will flow the springs of wisdom from his heart to his tongue.
Christianity- Lent is the 40
day period in commemoration of the 40 days Jesus spent fasting in the desert. (Matthew 4:2, Mark
1:13, Luke 4:2)
Buddhism- There are 40 meditation subjects. This
challenging list includes a gamut of subjects from a corpse hacked and scattered to
contemplation of charity.
I sincerely hope God,
whoever He is, in all the religions, takes mercy on us poor human beings
worldwide and saves us from this harbinger of sickness and even death.
The lockdown, an effective way to distance social animals from one another, has put evolution in reverse gear. We are inside our caves eating and sleeping, going out only to hunt for food. Yet sitting house-bound my eyes looking at fresh green leaves and birds on trees, flaming gulmohars, roads clean of polythene bags and wrappers, paan, paper, fruit peels, and of traffic, questions bob up in my mind.
1.
All Chinese imports including the
COVID test kits are considered sub-standard or short lived. Why is this one of their exports lasting for
so long?
2.
Videos of husbands doing household
work are all over the social media. Has it erased gender bias or the housewives
and stay-at-home moms are finally having their revenge?
3.
The photos and videos of celebrities
sweeping their lawns, baking cakes for their husbands or having quality time
with their families flood the media. Are
the husbands not seen because they are doing the less glamorous work of doing
the dishes or washing and ironing clothes?
4.
Media and hospitals have not reported any
alarming rise in cases of domestic violence in spite of people living together
in close proximity 24x7 during this almost-house
arrest period. Have the couples learnt to love each other again or have they decided
to spend the rest of their lives socially distanced from each other?
5.
Cloistered in their homes, couples
have been spending too much time together without any other social contact.
Will their stocks of condoms last or are we in for a baby boom around year-end?
6.
The children are stuck at home with
their parents and this summer vacation is threatening to be a long one. Are
they graduating to mental distancing from their parents?
7.
Before China so generously gifted the
virus to the whole world, internet used to be bane of all parents. Now teachers
and students have shifted to remote learning with internet with no schools and
no principals. Will they support going back to the tedious blackboard, pen and
paper and attendance registers?
8.
Perfectly socially distanced yet
digitally close, we have talked to people not seen for years. Socially, though
not physically we have come very close. Will we be expected to follow the same
pattern even after the lockdown is lifted?
9.
There is no band baja for the baraat
(marriage procession), no grand scale celebrations of birthdays of big names.
Will people keep following the five attendees norm or go back to spending mega
bucks, dancing on the roads and travelling to distant places to please mama (maternal uncle), chacha (paternal uncle), bua (father’s sister, mausi (mother’s sister), behan- bhai (sister-brother), dost (friend)?
10. The
old rituals of social exercising like group yoga, laughter therapy and walks in
the park, children hitting balls into people’s windowpanes and interactions
like rounds of paplu in the afternoons
or pooled dinners have all stopped. Will people give up social activities and
move to video gaming and Solitaire?
11. Meatarians please: like those rare soldiers
who do not fight a battle or war in their working life and retire from service
unscathed, will hundreds of broilers reared for food, die of an abnormal
phenomenon- old age? And the goats and the fish?
12. In
most cities people are surviving on home–cooked food. Will it give rise to food
fatigue or tolerance to all kinds of cooking or wives are already regretting
that their parents (or they themselves) should have chosen a boy who could cook?
13. Food
items sitting at the back of the fridge shelves ignored for long have found
place of importance on our menu. Will they continue to have a life on the
table?
14. When
the factories open they would take a few weeks to manufacture and transport fresh
goods. The stores would take time to stock up afresh. Will we continue to help
the businesses and without looking at the date of manufacture, use up all their
old stocks first?
15. The
rooftops of the cars show a film of dust getting thicker by the day but nobody
ventures out of their house to clean these pride possessions which four weeks
ago used to be cleaned and shined daily.
Have their owners reached the state of detachment?
16. For
most of us who are not in the front, second, third, fourth or even further
lines of war against COVID-19, the workplace has changed and we have not been
physically present in the same environment. How will the people who climb up
the success ladder through politics, affairs, back-stabbing, survive?
17. The
only companies which seem to have benefitted from the lockdown are Netflix and maybe Amazon Prime, Hotstar etc. Will they buy theatres, cinema halls and
PVRs after the lockdown is lifted or sponsor COVID Thanksgiving parties?
18. Even
people like Dr Rajeev have taken to watching Ramayan and Mahabharat a couple of
hours a day. Will they turn believers and start talking the pitashri, vatsa, maate lingo?
19. I
have watched so much of Crime Patrol,
Adalat and Savdhaan India, Hollywood thriller and crime movies, 80 per cent
of the time I can rightly guess the criminal and the motive and I still have
some days to go. Is that good enough to apply for a job in Interpol?
20. The
meaning of fashion has shrunk to masks to cover nose and mouth. Like
Jayalalitha’s capes, will the shops start selling matching masks or will mouth
and noses be considered private parts and masks sold under lingerie?
21. With
consumers forced to wear masks while going out, will lipstick manufacturing
companies declare bankruptcy?
22. The
virus has put question marks on the livelihood of makers of nose rings and
earrings. Will sales of necklaces and bangles shoot up?
23. People
have been living with their locks overgrown like vines clambering down to
collars, ears, eyebrows and sans any beauty treatments. Will we still pay the
hair cutting and beauty saloons as they jack up their rates to cater to the
increased volume of customers or will we start living without editing the
results of God’s experiments on our bodies?
24. For
some time now everybody will have to wear a face mask. How will the bank staff
differentiate between robbers and customers?
25. Economists
have worried about nearly all categories of workers. Which generous soul will
fight for the cause of thieves and burglars?
26. With
all spending going online, people might continue to do so for the sake and
convenience. Will it threaten the livelihood of pickpockets and kidnappers?
27. If
any bribe amount demanded before March 24 is still unpaid, will it earn an
interest for 40 days?
28. The
policemen are one of the categories of COVID warriors and are earning heaps of
praises for singing songs and staging dances on how to follow the lockdown
rules. Will they continue to sing and dance while in uniform?
29. Neither
are we hearing much about politicians of all the parties nor do we seem concerned
about them. Will most politicians be rendered jobless and some good ones emerge
or will we be left with those garrulous sources of entertainment and exasperation
who have strange unscientific and moronic suggestions to offer?
30. The
lockdown has distanced secret girl/boyfriends, lovers and adulterers. Will it
spell a rise in demand for shrinks, magicians or love gurus and great business
for gift and jewellery stores for helping resume their relationships?
31. People
are vowing to avoid closed, crowded, air-conditioned places with organism-filled
re-circulated air. Will malls, restaurants and bars close down (Aeroplanes and trains
are exempted from the list of enquiry because of their high position on the
utility chart.)?
32. Alcohol
has been the life-saver in sanitizers and no doctor/researcher has so far
advised against its use (not even of the beer which incidentally goes by the
same name) in the pandemic. Will the government encourage its sale and supply
for the sake of health or will we have to continue our efforts to extract
alcohol from sanitizers?
33. People
have been using the emoji of masked face for silence, but now it has a relevant
meaning. Won’t Apple and Yahoo etc come up with emojis about
washing hands?
34. Right
now no other disease is as scary as Covid 19 is. Are masks putting
orthodontists and plastic surgeons responsible for toothpaste sales and perfect
pouts, out of work?
35. Celebrities
and superstars are teaching us how to wash hands and stay safe from Corona. How
will we remember all of that once they go back to earning dollops of money?
36. Socially
distanced, the world has learned to live on artificial intelligence. How will natural
stupidity survive?
37. Astrology
and numerology believers say the astrologers had predicted the pandemic. Then
as is the practice, they must have suggested an upaye (way out) to rectify it too. Will they please share it now?
38. People
prayed, sang and chanted ‘Go Corona go’. But like a recalcitrant child, the
virus strengthened its grip. Will chanting ‘Come Corona come’, hurt its ego and
bring about the desired outcome?
39. Coronavirus
has not discriminated against or in favour of any religion, race, gender, age
or country. Do we hail it as the only unifying factor on the planet in the
present times?
40. God’s
houses are closed everywhere for prayers while people stay inside their houses to
avoid the kripadrishti (benevolence)
of the COVID God of death. Will somebody erect a temple to appease this raakshas (demon)?
Very nicely summed up article . You summarised the positive and negative side effects of the pandemic and entertained the reader in this difficult time.My nephew is very happy because he doesn't have to go to the day boarding because both the parents are at home.Three of my patients who were taking treatment for infertility,concieved as their anxiety relieved.
ReplyDelete-Sunayana
Good write up.
ReplyDeleteIndeed a treat for reading. I was wondering though. Is it generosity on part of China or are they planning something bigger? Just imagine if we had a crop virus devastating crops and destroying them genetically. What would we survive on? So yes, perhaps, China is generous. It is a wakeup call for India. Our oil reserve capacity is only 39M barrels which is way below others, we also need a food reserve, cause you never know what is next, and the other aspect which all nations must think of is how to prevent a second such attack. Stopping imports from suspicious pockets like China. Today I read a statement from PM Modi that this pandemic has made us self reliant.
ReplyDeleteQuestion 10 is alarming for me... I'd feel very depressed if I'm eternally restrained from social exercising...the walks in park, the group yoga, the sight of kids playing and quarrelling over little things and cycling and getting in the way of seniors. Uhh..how I miss that!
ReplyDelete...and question 31 too is worrying. If you can't eat out once now and then or watch a movie in a multiplex, how do you celebrate birthdays or anniversaries or any happy occasion? Every day will become so similar to other days that life's monotony will kill me.
Question 39 describes the only good thing about corona virus. For once, it has unified the whole planet regardless of race, cast, religion, class divides( though our tv channels are still managing to divide the infected people into Tablighi/ non Tablighi statistics). One wishes that it didn't have to be a deadly disease killing lakhs of people to do that.
I would say one of the best articles which I came across on the COVID covering 360 degree impact on different aspects of life .. thought provoking!!!
ReplyDeleteGreat reading.... another positive discoveryof the corona era
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