Bride under repair ... on the road!

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Bride under repair ... on the road!

Bumper stickers are a big thing in other countries, but in India, creativity flows in our veins. Therefore, it is not uncommon that even those who do not enjoy their time on the road, see something original written/painted on the back of a vehicle which brings a smile on their faces.

(Top photo) How are they going to accomplish this on the road,  in full view of moving traffic?


This auto driver seems to hate vehicles behind him honking, so he has a Kaun Banega Crorepati (Who’ll be a millionaire?) level question painted on the back.

What happens when you honk in traffic?

a.   The light turns to green sooner.
b.   The road widens
c.   The vehicle starts flying
d.   None of the above

Now we totally agree with that. Don’t we?

Simple warning by BRO, not the brother kind, but the Border Roads Organisation. They chose not to mention that the result of not protecting any other part of the body also does not exactly fall in the category of pleasure.

As far as I know most of the boards are painted by men. So, if a man admits it, who am I to contradict?

What does it mean in simple English? Women work as hard as four wheelers?

Did he bunk English classes in school or is he super honest and asking for porn to improve his driving skills?

Fell in love with it, the instant I got it from a friend. Don't believe it is in India? Please look at the HP sign, type and placing of the trashcan, the way cars are parked; it indeed is mera Bharat mahan (My India is great).

Even the most spiritual have respect for new technology and comfort. 

Hats off to Indian truck operators who have taken it up upon themselves to educate their followers (driving or parked behind them). This one advises-ghosts, demons and innocent wives are merely illusions, no such things exist!


This one is from our neighbouring land. Pray, what is the solution, I want to ask the Lahore civic authorities, but it does not give the name of the well-wisher. Is leaving your butt at home when you plan to race on the road, safer? How do you do that?

This too is obviously not in India, but the cuteness quotient won my heart. Don’t you too love the way it has been expressed?
                                                                                                 - Anupama S Mani



























Comments

  1. Vandana Pandey14 October 2023 at 12:56

    Another set of hilarious road signs...I am still grinning:)

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  2. Shalini15 October 2023 at 07:27

    Just love the Kaun Banega Crorepati bit 😁. Hillariously ingenious 😃!!!

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  3. Anonymous16 October 2023 at 06:33

    Had a Hilarious read... Sorry hilarious ride .. 😄

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  4. Anonymous17 October 2023 at 16:43

    Indian truck drivers Have most hilarious messages written on the back side of the truck

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  5. Ashok Gupta23 October 2023 at 10:30

    Excellent light reading

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  6. Sunayana23 October 2023 at 16:39

    All of them are result of witty mind and full of amusement.

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