Food for smiles!
Food for smiles!
Am I reading too much in this proof of creativity? Is it merely an innocent, straightforward description?
I understand that signboards are meant to guide, provide information about the wares being sold and attract customers. Yet sometimes, signboards in restaurants catch one’s attention for other reasons. The place may or may not promise to tickle your taste buds or satiate your hunger, but it does offer you a reason to smile.
My sincere thanks to my friends and readers for
sending me these pearls, proudly 'made in India'.
Do not
frown. Bless this mess for extinguishing the heat of the fiery
spices used in Andhra food with so much buttar and Punjabi food, if you please!
These
seem like wise suggestions! Has anyone ever tried either? I could take
names of overweight filthy rich people but with their treasures they would drag
me to court, so I leave it to your imagination and general knowledge.
Somebody
please advertise for this shop. The place selling GPT with perhaps adrak (ginger)
and elaichi (cardamom) too, does not have any customers, that too in
this intense cold!
Something
for the grammar police- spot the mistakes.
For
those who appreciate free gifts, please enrich our knowledge after the
purchase!
Do you
know what he wants to do with the coupons?
Such a
simple name, we all now know what this is.
Hey
girls, this is the time to be a woman in India. Did you even realise that there
has been a revolution taking place in our own country? Splendid news. Finally,
the gender ratio is so dangerously skewed in reverse that the going rate for a
whole male is a mere .48 USD?
A
niece found this gem in a hotel in Jammu. The name is mentioned in case you
want to enjoy the batter/cornflax/chocklet/juce.
Not
the place I’d expect this slogan to be at! For the benefit of my non-Hindi
speakers, the sign outside the ladies toilet says let us have something
sweet for Cadbury’s chocolate.
It is impressive that they have such unique alternatives, but
tell me what do the genders who have not been blessed with this body part, eat?
Besides, what do plants have got to do with this organ?
-Anupama S Mani
What a collection!!!!!
ReplyDeleteHilarious!
ReplyDeleteAnother hidden gem is शोचालय
(शोक मनाने की जगह)
As a Gynaecologist the 'vaginal' alternative is all in a day's work for me!
Good enough to cockles one's heart.
ReplyDeleteAwesome coalition......
ReplyDeleteYes, you can find many humourous signs and billboards in India. For example, Child Beer. Thank you for sharing your observation.
ReplyDeleteHahaha this is uniquely South Asian, especially Indian.
ReplyDeleteSensible, subtle, refreshing, and rejuvenating humour . . . .
ReplyDeleteThanks a lot . . . .
😁
Just got up after my afternoon siesta and this set me off for a perfect afternoon! Feeling much energised after reading these gems.
ReplyDeleteAmmo, enough for one month quota for laughing .😂😂😂
ReplyDeleteOh God.. I can't take more than this Sir... Stomach cramps have started to occur.. 😂
ReplyDeleteSometimes I wonder? if they can get the spelling of Restaurant correctly, then where do these come from? Icing on the cake was the Chocolate on the Ladies Toilet door! The Gents are sure constipated to say to the ladies, "dont think your sh** smells better than mine! Too funny a read ma'am...
ReplyDeleteSometimes I wonder? if they can get the spelling of Restaurant correctly, then where do these come from? Icing on the cake was the Chocolate on the Ladies Toilet door! The Gents are sure constipated to say to the ladies, "dont think your sh** smells better than mine!
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